I'm having a lil bit of meltdown. I think it's the holiday season. I'm having a terrible jolly bad time.
I need to find something to do. Maybe Julia Child or the Golden Book Of Chocolate will help me.
Monday, December 28, 2009
Saturday, December 19, 2009
The entry with the runaway bride
It never happened. There was no runaway bride ala Julia Roberts. It's just pure wildest imagination from Kojack land! In kojack land, surreal, strangest things just happen - being forced by the Vice-Principal of Kranji Sec to marry a faceless girl for screwing up the school song; toes bitten off by big fat rats; fighting against the Orcs alongside Gandalf; slapped by kittens; swirling down the slippery slide in Enid Blyton's The Faraway Tree. I love Kojack Land!
Can you hear it? Wedding bells are ringing today, 19 Dec 2009, for my best friend yatee! Wootz wootz! She was a beautiful bride. We've grown so much. Happy for both of you! May you have all the blessings in your marriage!
That is the last and it marks the end of weddings I'm attending for the year 2009. As much as I'm happy for the wedding couples, weddings are depressing to me. I'm a single lad. So all you singles out there, as Beyonce sings it, if you like me, put a ring on it!
But I don't believe in a metal band wrapped around my finger could bring me lifetime happiness. I am not interested in marriage. My friend thinks I'm one who won't see myself getting married. I suppose to find happiness, you dun need to be married. As long as you're contented. Why married and tied down handicapped, when things could be freer?
We're empty vessels. We are meant to fill up emptiness. But who says there was a limit to the emptiness? Blink.
Now anyone wants to date me?
Can you hear it? Wedding bells are ringing today, 19 Dec 2009, for my best friend yatee! Wootz wootz! She was a beautiful bride. We've grown so much. Happy for both of you! May you have all the blessings in your marriage!
That is the last and it marks the end of weddings I'm attending for the year 2009. As much as I'm happy for the wedding couples, weddings are depressing to me. I'm a single lad. So all you singles out there, as Beyonce sings it, if you like me, put a ring on it!
But I don't believe in a metal band wrapped around my finger could bring me lifetime happiness. I am not interested in marriage. My friend thinks I'm one who won't see myself getting married. I suppose to find happiness, you dun need to be married. As long as you're contented. Why married and tied down handicapped, when things could be freer?
We're empty vessels. We are meant to fill up emptiness. But who says there was a limit to the emptiness? Blink.
Now anyone wants to date me?
Wednesday, December 16, 2009
the entry of the misery and company
we are non-solitary creatures. we seek company. we always love company. we need company.
Misery loves company. We are misery. A pain, distress, wretchedness of condition. Miserable souls too caught up by the future, planning it, forgetiing the reality, the life we are living in now. We are hastily pulling out tricks in our attempts building and securing relationships with strangers around us that we have forgotten who we are, and how we appear in the eyes of others.
Misery. Will she ever realize that company is not fond of her?
Misery loves company. We are misery. A pain, distress, wretchedness of condition. Miserable souls too caught up by the future, planning it, forgetiing the reality, the life we are living in now. We are hastily pulling out tricks in our attempts building and securing relationships with strangers around us that we have forgotten who we are, and how we appear in the eyes of others.
Misery. Will she ever realize that company is not fond of her?
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
BUSTED
BUSTED!
Seems like the boys and girls have found it. Hats off to these sneaky Sherlock Holmes detectives. Unfortunately, the blog has no juicy stuffs leaking out about him. You will need the people from the Sun or Mirror to get any of those details.
Nevertheless, he won't disappoint you. He may leave hints about himself along the way if you wait long enough. It may be forever, but good things will always come to those who waits!
xoxo
Kojack
Seems like the boys and girls have found it. Hats off to these sneaky Sherlock Holmes detectives. Unfortunately, the blog has no juicy stuffs leaking out about him. You will need the people from the Sun or Mirror to get any of those details.
Nevertheless, he won't disappoint you. He may leave hints about himself along the way if you wait long enough. It may be forever, but good things will always come to those who waits!
xoxo
Kojack
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