Tuesday, June 16, 2009

The entry of the never ending lies

I was in campus for a briefing of the volunteer work which I signed up. A senior was demonstrating of how to use a Hand Drill on wood. I am not a handy crafty guy to begin with, but I managed to drill a clean cut hole on that wood. Dang! I could do a freaking Miley Hoedown, U betcha!

I went to sit at a corner cause I've done my fair bit of demonstration. I switched to dream mode. Dang! I swear I heard a faint voice. Definitely not in my dreams. SNAP! Reality check: One of the fresh boys came up to me, introducing his name. And I dun remember it. I didn't even got hold of his name! But I was pretty annoyed with him for intruding my solitary bubble. Couldn't you volunteered yourself to drill more stuffs other than my bubble! I was so irritated, I lied on my introduction to him. "I studied Diploma Multimedia?" Freaking snappers, have no clue why I was able to conjure that one out. And the lies continued further. It was word vomit. It was beyooooond controoooool.

Okay, I lied because I was annoyed with him for the unexpected intrusion. Secondly, he could introduced himself to the larger group! Surely, they'll be interested somehow. Lastly, I'm still working out on how to introduce myself. Graduating from poly and able to make it into NUS, seems to be deemed as a big deal. People find yourself a competition, cause you fairly have a first start information of the course you'll be embarking. Unfortunately, I was a Landscape Architect student. And IT ISN'T fair! Cause I'm merely doing flat, low architecture, FYI. I can't help but being paranoid.

Apparently, the senior student asked me what was my last education. Suprisingly, I admitted the truth. But it backfired, cause the truth only hurts you more. She obliviously revealed my secret identity, and there they were - T800, cyborg killing machines glaring at me mercilessly. My heart skipped a beat. HE was there too. The freshie I lied earlier on.


Shit?


Moral of the story: Don't lie. Daydream when you're in a group cause only then you'll be unnoticed!

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